Nobody's watching. So cook like it.
I'm Xenia. I make the food you actually want — the kind you eat standing at the sink at midnight, with your hands, no plate, no photo, nobody to lie to about how much you had. No technique you need a degree for. No performance. Just the food you make when the door's shut and it's only you and the fridge light.
If you've ever eaten the good stuff over the drain so you wouldn't dirty a dish, you're already one of mine.
The show's called eat over the sink. It's coming. Pull up a sink.